I'm not sure if anyone other than women are aware of this new technology, but apparently it is now possible to actually drive your car by holding a small hand held device (about the size of a cell phone) up to your ear. Yeah. I saw it the other day while sitting at a stop light. I noticed as car after car whizzed by me. Nearly every woman had one of these devices. It seems to be a handy little gadget that allows the user to do many other useful things that before were not possible. Among those are: The application of make up, eating lunch (or dinner, or breakfast), smoking, and or feeding your children in the backseat.
For some reason, these devices seem to be in limited supply to male users, though. Maybe you have to be a Oprah Fan Club member to get one. I guess the guys will have to settle for the old fashioned driving method for now. We can't get all of the cool gadgets, I guess.