Throughout the history of television and film the question, “Whodunit?” has been the subject of more than a few friendly debates, discussions, and arguments amongst fans. Eventually the arguments and debates became pop-culture catch phrases shared with a wink between fans with common knowledge of the subject, some of which spawned an industry of slogans distributed through licensed merchandise in the form of t-shirts, bumper stickers, and coffee mugs. But as more and more time passed, and the decades of TV and film history accumulated, a few of those phrases themselves became their own pop-culture memes. The original debates became secondary to the associations of the phrases themselves. It didn’t matter whether you’d seen the television show or film where the phrase originated. You either got it, or you pretended to get it.
In the ‘80’s people collectively wondered, “Who shot J.R.?” Similarly, in the early 1990’s David Lynch’s Twin Peaks left people even more dumbfounded and asking the question, “Who killed Laura Palmer?”
But no on-screen gunfight, murder, suicide, or mysterious accidental death has caused as much controversy as the one that spawned the fan declaration, “Han shot first!”
Unless you spent the cold war tucked away in a fallout shelter, you’re probably all too aware of the furiously contested change made by George Lucas to a scene from his 1977 film Star Wars, in which the rough and tumble smuggler Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood. The change (among many others) to a more kid-friendly, morally centered outcome with the 1997 Special Edition re-release left fans of the original theatrical releases feeling bitter and a not a little betrayed.
To make matters worse, in addition to the changes to scenes, whole additions of new scenes, and revisionist alterations of the names of the original movies themselves, Lucas further alienated the original fan base by refusing to release the cleaned up, THX versions of the theatrical releases on DVD.
Well, it seems old Uncle George (as he is affectionately called) is at it again. On the heels of news of a possible 3D conversion of all six films and a theatrical re-re-release, 20th Century Fox announced late this week that the entire Star Wars saga (including the universally panned prequels) will be released to Blu Ray in September. The news caused a small stir on movie blogs and message boards amongst fans when the press release failed to mention a possible inclusion of the theatrical releases of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.
Every angle of this debate has been covered and fans have shouted their disdain from the rooftops, but it seems that Uncle George is no longer listening. But Star Wars isn’t going away. It’s popularity seems to grow everyday with some new piece of tribute art or viral video popping up on the internet every other day.
And though it’s been discussed to death from here to Tatooine (yeah, I did just do that), I want to know how you feel about it. Will you buy these Blu Ray versions, even with rumor of more changes and additions of new SFX? How do you view the ever changing canon of the Star Wars universe? When you watch the films, do you drag out the VCR or Laserdisc player, scrape off the dust, and settle back into your recliner with the old THX versions and a sigh of familiar satisfaction? Or do you prefer the Special Editions from 1997? Are you for further changes to the Star Wars saga? Would you like to see newer filmmakers get the chance to play in the galaxy far, far away? Perhaps you’d like to see the originals remade with today’s SFX and new actors in place of the old ones.
In the comments section below you get to play writer, director, producer, distributor, and critic all at the same time. Tell us what you’d do with the future of Star Wars.
The Star Wars Saga on Blu Ray is available for pre-order on Amazon.com and other on line retailers.
Kirk out.

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ReplyDeleteDang, that's a lot of questions! May the force be with me...
ReplyDeleteFirst: No, I won't buy the new sets. The Prequels were festering piles of bantha offal (yes, I did just do that), and I despise them with all the burning passion that the dark side grants me...
If you haven't seen Plinkett's multi-part reviews of the prequels yet, you're in for a treat. http://www.redlettermedia.com/plinkett.html
He has reviews of many Star Trek films as well. Classic.
Next: I think Lucas needs to be publicly flogged for doing so much damage to the Star Wars universe. I love the original, unadulterated trilogy. The "prequels" need a complete gritty reboot, a la Batman. There's way too much potential in the material to be wasted grunting out steaming turd after steaming turd. Give Guillermo Del Toro a shot behind the lens, Lucas, you goof.
Everyone knows that, according to Lucas, there were to be three trilogies... good grief, if he helms the next three, I'll pass violent wind in protest.
Great post.
What he said!C
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY way I would ever watch or let alone buy the prequels is if Jar Jar Binks was wiped from existence.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am so not on the blue ray band wagon, I do not see the difference and believe it's just another way for them to get more money out of fans. 3D, really? I won't even go there.
Sorry for the ranting, maybe you should make your wife some breakfast. ;)
Aye, I fully plan on watching the films in stunning HD, even if Han shoots first and Hayden Christensen is in ROTJ. This is one franchise I've wanted to have in HD for a while, and now that the blu-ray release date is confirmed, I hope to do just that.
ReplyDeleteAs for EPs I-III... Darth Maul was sweet looking and had plenty of potential, but he died. Jar-Jar single-handedly brought down the Republic and was perhaps the dumbest of all SW creatures. Jake Lloyd was a terrible kid actor for Anakin, and Hayden Christensen was only marginally better. Pod racing was cool. The Clone Wars battles were cool, even if there were plenty of terrible scenes. In fact, practically the entire trilogy would be best served as a silent movie with invented dialogue. Dooku was lame. Grievious was pretty cool. I don't see how in the world Palpatine concealed himself and his true colors. Palpatine's physical transformation into the familiar face (a la Force lightning) was stupid. Most of all, if the script wasn't so bad and the acting so terrible and the comedy so prevalent then the trilogy would have been much, much better. Unfortunately, every scene between Anakin & Padme makes me want to gouge my eyes out and go deaf.
Still, somehow I manage to look past this rubbish and see the potential and largely ignore the problems that plague every scene. So really I guess I watch the movie, but I make it better in my mind.
Money it's a gas,I'm alright Jack but keep your hands off of my stack!george lucas.C
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ReplyDeleteI think we pretty much agree on all points. I will probably buy the DVD versions that have the original prints. When I get around to it. I've seen the red letter media stuff. There's an embedded link to the EP 1 review somewhere in my blog post. Easter eggs on the TSF! Who'd a thunk it?
Logan-
I think you more or less grew up with the Prequels, whereas I was raised on the Originals. It's hard not to look back fondly at something you loved as a child or teenager, and I think that might make it easier for you to forgive the movie's flaws. That's just my guess at it. I've come to terms with the fact that I don't like the Prequels and no amount of changing or revisionist remembering is going to make me change my mind on that. They are just bad movies, not unlike Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow or The Matrix sequels.
I do have hope that SW can grow and become good again, perhaps through other media like TV. Maybe Lucas will continue to allow other people to dabble and eventually take over that Galaxy far, far away. I should be careful what I wish for, though. Sometimes a wish and its fulfillment turn out very different from what we expect.
Peace.
Yeah, kinda. I mean, I grew up with the originals and loved them, and then when they were re-released in 1997 or so, my appetite for STAR WARS exploded. I wanted more. I read books, magazines, joined the fan club, collected stuff. But then when EP I came out, I was still rabid for new stuff, so I jumped on the train and my 13yr old self liked what I saw. So I guess you're right, it's easy to forgive the flaws of the Prequels for me.
ReplyDeleteBut you're wrong, too. They're not bad movies. They're terrible, a notch or two below "bad". ;)
Hey,I liked Sky Captain,he was flying a supermarine spitfire.C
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